It’s Snow Joke when You Can’t  Put The Cat Out I’m probably a little bit late jumping on this particular bandwagon, but to be honest, whilst I haven’t exactly been …

Fashionable Drinking?  I’ll have a Whisky and Crimplene, please. I never knew drinks had to be fashionable.  Pardon me, but I thought a drink was simply a liquid beverage intended …

Valentine’s Day? I’d rather persecute some Christians. Okay, so I’m not serious about the persecuting Christians myself, but apparently, historically this was quite a popular pastime that a lot of …

 Having a Holiday? – It’s a Full Time Job! School holidays are brilliant! I love them, despite not having any school age children who would actually benefit from six or …

Why Lunchtime Drinking Makes Me Wish I’d Had a Sandwich Contrary to what my Twitter account may reveal to my loyal and often bemused followers, I’m not much of a …

Something For The Weekend You’ll have to excuse me now, because I’m going to go all soft and nostalgic and take you back to the days A Long Time Ago …

Too Hot In The Kitchen? Or Why I’ll Never Be The Naked Chef! If you follow me on Twitter, or you know me personally (God help you!), you’ll know that …

It Must Be Summer – I’m Trying To Find My Brolly I don’t know about your house, but mine has a secret place where Everything That You Ever Wanted But …

Don’t Bank on A Holiday I’m strange, I admit it. I can almost feel a slight breeze emanating from all the heads that are nodding enthusiastically at that statement, so …

    I confess. I don’t get up any later on a Sunday than I do any other day, and that always used to be a bit of a problem …