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It’s Snow Joke When You Can’t Put The Cat Out

It’s Snow Joke when You Can’t  Put The Cat Out I’m probably a little bit late jumping on this particular bandwagon, but to be honest, whilst I haven’t exactly been …

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Fashionable Drinking? I’ll have a Whisky and Crimplene, Please.

Fashionable Drinking?  I’ll have a Whisky and Crimplene, please. I never knew drinks had to be fashionable.  Pardon me, but I thought a drink was simply a liquid beverage intended …

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Valentine’s Day? I’d Rather Persecute Some Christians

Valentine’s Day? I’d rather persecute some Christians. Okay, so I’m not serious about the persecuting Christians myself, but apparently, historically this was quite a popular pastime that a lot of …

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Having a Holiday? It’s a Full Time Job!

 Having a Holiday? – It’s a Full Time Job! School holidays are brilliant! I love them, despite not having any school age children who would actually benefit from six or …

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Why Lunchtime Drinking Makes Me Wish I’d Had A Sandwich

Why Lunchtime Drinking Makes Me Wish I’d Had a Sandwich Contrary to what my Twitter account may reveal to my loyal and often bemused followers, I’m not much of a …

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Something For The Weekend

Something For The Weekend You’ll have to excuse me now, because I’m going to go all soft and nostalgic and take you back to the days A Long Time Ago …

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Too Hot In The Kitchen?Or Why I’ll Never Be The Naked Chef!

Too Hot In The Kitchen? Or Why I’ll Never Be The Naked Chef! If you follow me on Twitter, or you know me personally (God help you!), you’ll know that …

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It Must Be Summer, I’m Trying To Find My Brolly

It Must Be Summer – I’m Trying To Find My Brolly I don’t know about your house, but mine has a secret place where Everything That You Ever Wanted But …

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Don’t Bank On A Holiday

Don’t Bank on A Holiday I’m strange, I admit it. I can almost feel a slight breeze emanating from all the heads that are nodding enthusiastically at that statement, so …

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Never On A Sunday

    I confess. I don’t get up any later on a Sunday than I do any other day, and that always used to be a bit of a problem …

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