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Eat, Sleep, Breathe, Repeat.

Eat, Sleep, Breathe, Repeat. Five and a half years ago, I stood in the shower, cradling my right breast and the peanut sized lump it contained, which I’d found after …

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Women On Top is Not How Equality Should Work

Women On Top is Not How Equality Should Work I get pissed off with women sometimes, and that statement, coming from a woman is probably going to piss off an …

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It’s Snow Joke When You Can’t Put The Cat Out

It’s Snow Joke when You Can’t  Put The Cat Out I’m probably a little bit late jumping on this particular bandwagon, but to be honest, whilst I haven’t exactly been …

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Fashionable Drinking? I’ll have a Whisky and Crimplene, Please.

Fashionable Drinking?  I’ll have a Whisky and Crimplene, please. I never knew drinks had to be fashionable.  Pardon me, but I thought a drink was simply a liquid beverage intended …

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When Grief Becomes Too Great, I Switch On The Light

When Grief Becomes Too Great, I Switch On The Light Grief’s a funny thing.  I know it’s not something normally associated with comedy, although I do remember once bursting out …

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Valentine’s Day? I’d Rather Persecute Some Christians

Valentine’s Day? I’d rather persecute some Christians. Okay, so I’m not serious about the persecuting Christians myself, but apparently, historically this was quite a popular pastime that a lot of …

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#Me, Too? No, Sorry – Count Me Out!

#Me, too? No, Sorry Count Me Out Controversially, I must be the luckiest woman in the world, or incredibly repulsive because I have never been sexually harassed. And before you …

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Don’t Call Me – The User’s Guide To Call Centres.

Don’t Call Me – The User’s Guide to Call Centres I’ve mellowed. I really have. I find myself cooing over pictures of puppies and kittens on social media and occasionally, …

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It’s Better To Travel Hopefully – Particularly Where Trains Are Involved!

It’s Better to Travel Hopefully …. Particularly When Trains Are Involved! Anyone who knows me – and just over eleven thousand of you do if you check out my Twitter …

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Home for Christmas

Home For Christmas ‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year!’ The music enveloped her briefly and she hummed a few bars of the festive tune before turning her attention …

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