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It’s Snow Joke When You Can’t Put The Cat Out

It’s Snow Joke when You Can’t  Put The Cat Out I’m probably a little bit late jumping on this particular bandwagon, but to be honest, whilst I haven’t exactly been …

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Fashionable Drinking? I’ll have a Whisky and Crimplene, Please.

Fashionable Drinking?  I’ll have a Whisky and Crimplene, please. I never knew drinks had to be fashionable.  Pardon me, but I thought a drink was simply a liquid beverage intended …

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Valentine’s Day? I’d Rather Persecute Some Christians

Valentine’s Day? I’d rather persecute some Christians. Okay, so I’m not serious about the persecuting Christians myself, but apparently, historically this was quite a popular pastime that a lot of …

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Will We Be Glad To See The Back Of May At The Beginning Of June?

Will We Be Glad To See The Back Of May At The Beginning Of June? For once, I’m not talking about the weather here, although as with yesterday’s offering from …

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It Must Be Summer, I’m Trying To Find My Brolly

It Must Be Summer – I’m Trying To Find My Brolly I don’t know about your house, but mine has a secret place where Everything That You Ever Wanted But …

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A Dog and A Broken Heart

A Dog and A Broken Heart… Life’s a funny thing, isn’t it, when you think about it? I mean, right from the very start it stacks the odds against us.  …

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Theresa May’s Put Soldiers Onto Our Streets, When What They Really Need Is A Roof.

Theresa May’s Put Soldiers On the Streets, But What They Really Need Is A Roof I love being outdoors.  I’m a bit of a fresh air fiend, to be honest …

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Privately, I’m Supporting Our National Health Service

Privately, I’m Supporting Our National Health Service When I was last at my Doctor’s surgery, I was quite taken aback by the number of apparently healthy people queuing stoically – …

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When Twitter Makes A Dick Out Of You

When Twitter Makes A Dick Out Of You I’ve only been doing it about six years.  I suppose that makes me a bit of a late developer, along with not …

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If You Don’t Understand Yourself, How Do You Expect Me to?

When You Don’t Understand Yourself, How Do You Expect Me To? It’s a damp Tuesday morning in the North West of England.  Nothing new there then, I hear all you …

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